Bloody Hell!!! Enough is enough. Desheveled hordes of guys with their surfer cuts and flip flops. And the windtunnel that is the ear to ear lines of young girls chomping at the bit for a hard on and some booze.
Granted, a chunk of my friends here are indeed freshman, but this does not exempt them from the fury in my heart.
10,000 of them!!! More than doubling the school's student population. Every vile caste of high school punks has crept its way into my once beloved university. Surfers, fratboys, etc. Throes of brainlessness making my life more and more unintelligent every time I lay my eyes on them.
I didn't say I wouldn't hang out with them. I would never turn down a good piece of freshman tail. I just find them to be more obnoxious than high school freshman. They're dumb enough to fall for the same guys they had in high school.
The single worst aspect about them is the commonality that distinguishes freshman from seasoned college veterans: The need to endlessely party...
They wonder why they feel sick, or why they gain weight. There's a four letter answer. B-E-E-R!!! Don't drink 5 times a week if you don't want to feel sick!!! Don't go to sleep at 4AM every day if you want to feel fresh!!! Don't be a fool and wind up dead like so many of you do across America!!!
-Ant
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
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